Q: What is this, where the fuck am I?

A: This is my FAQ. If you were referring to your more direct surroundings and you don’t know where you are, you’ve probably been abducted by aliens.

Q: What is the meaning of the universe, life and everything

A: Coffee and penguins. Also mustaches. And cats.

Q: WHAT is your name?

A: Suzanne.

Q: WHAT is your favorite color?

A: Red.

Q: WHAT is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A: Is it an African or a European swallow?

Q: I don’t know.

A: Pwned bitch.

Q: Can I be your friend? Why are we not friends? Pls talk to me.

A: Honestly, you can talk to me. I only bite if you’re into that.

Q: Do you like mustaches?

A: Yes. Obviously.

Q: Do you like broccoli?

A: Do you like standing in a fire?

Q: How many dicks can you fit in your mouth?

A: How many fists do you like on your face?

Q: Where do you come from?

A: My mom’s vagina.

Q: Are there any serious questions in here?

A: Not really.

Q: You’re lying.

A: Yes.

Q: What program do you use to draw?

A: Photoshop CS. Version 8.0.

Q: Can you draw this thing for me please thanks.

A: Look, I get a lot of requests. If I feel like it, I will draw it, but it is also very likely that your particular request gets drowned under other messages. That doesn’t mean I don’t love you or it was a bad request, it just means that I’m chaotic and can’t produce shit like I should. Sorry about that.

Q: What do I call you?

A: Suzanne, Plumey, Plumes, Plums, bitch, whore, Almighty Being of All. That works.

Q: Where do you live?

A: Sometimes I live in Holland, sometimes I live in Italy.

Q: Did anyone ever actually ask these questions?

A: Nope.

Q: Can I ask you something that’s not in here?

A: Darling, again, I don’t bite.

Q: What are you doing with your life?

A: I have no idea.