Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.
A classic Minnesota summer sunset
**I’ll post the full panoramic photo shortly**
me ft. sweater paws
That is one HOT DOG
the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
did anybody say SUPERHERO LOVERS?????
plumey controls minds (every superhero with mind control has windy hair it’s a proven fact) and i fly (hence the cape)
our names are Mush the Bush and Plumey Do Me which coincidentially are also our pornstar names
I FUCKING LOVE THIS OH MY GOD